Barber School Rejects

What is the most degrading thing you can think of that many people may PAY to have happen to them? If you guessed a bad haircut, you would be right, if not well you are wrong and in that case you need to work on your clairvoyant abilities and get back to me when you are up to the task. You may be asking yourself, What the hell does a bad haircut and a blog about a baby that has yet to make an appearance except through sound generated pictures have to do with each other? Well it has to do with yet another important lessen that we learned while bathing the cats and I just didn't write about until I could show you the full magnitude of that lesson. So in our infinite wisdom we decided that one of our cats was in need of a slight trim, what we didn't take into account was the fact that a wet cats fur looks totally different than a dry cats fur. Now if you can guess where I am going with this just go ahead and skip to the video. Well anyways we took our scissors to one of our cats to trim up some areas that were clumping up and the bath wasn't helping with and needless to say in the end she looked like she picked a fight with a weed eater and was given the walloping of her life. The worst part is she knows that she looks this way. You may ask how I know this, well it is in the way she parades herself in front of us like look what you did to me while glaring at us.

Now I get to the part that pertains to the little ones as well as the lesson we learned. If your kid needs a haircut, pay a professional to do it, because kids squirm more than a wet cat in a shower and a professional is trained for the hazards that ensue and you are not and deal with them the rest of the time. However if you insist on doing the job yourself GO EASY ON THE WATER. It's easier to get the picture of what it will look like in the aftermath of your epiphany that you are a barbershop genius. So no with now further babbling here is our poor poor cat that lost the fight with the weed eater. Please enjoy and no snickering from you in the back.