New form of sleep depravation

Well I have discovered yet another plot of nature to make the husband uncomfortable during the pregnancy process. First it is talking about the thing growing within their partner's body, way too much resembling of the Alien line of movies, next it is how your partner has 9 months of discomfort and generally not feeling normal, my new discovery is the fact that increased levels of estrogen cause increased levels of mucus and phlegm production. You may say "How does that make the husband uncomfortable?", well I will tell you. It prematurely starts the sleep depravation process for both partners. Every time she lays down to sleep she will start coughing and hacking to the point I think something is about to burst from her chest and go running and screeching across the dinner table on the Nostromo.  Oops, sorry there I go again having flash backs to the first time I watched Alien from around the couch while I should have been in bed. 

So anyways I guess my topic should have been that nature has found yet another way to make both partner's uncomfortable. I n reality though the partner being uncomfortable is purely collateral damage because it is their job to run out into the night to get the Burger King Hamburger, the Wendy's Frostie, and McDonald's fries. So guess the phlegm and coughing is to ensure that the partner is fully awake when the pregnant spouse has those 2:45 A.M. cravings. Well it looks like I have solved yet another mystery, it is all part of the plan to ensure complete attention of the spouse or partner for those late night cravings.