Well it has been a while since I posted and it looks like I will be going back to previous subject. ALIENS!!! That's right ALIENS. This came back to me after I looked at the revamped blog and the widget off to the right there and how much a baby at 10 weeks looks like an ALIEN life form. Which by the way you can see by the previous post was confirmed this afternoon. So not only is pregnancy cause some fears of are we doing the right thing, are we going to be good parents, and stresses out the wazoo. It is also pretty creepy, another life growing inside the abdomen of another, who's idea was that? Granted I guess it is better than the alternatives, the woman could lay an egg and then stay in one place keeping it warm until it hatches, but that would get boring and just think of the charges through Internet shopping. Or another alternative we can just spontaneously split like amoebas. Then you would have to deal with the confusion of everybody looking, acting and thinking the same since we are all of the exact same genetic make up.
Well I guess there is one more option that is satisfactory to all, you can still drink, party and do everything right up to the moment of delivery...that's right the stork! What better way, you just need to make sure that you have a good tracking number, I mean how embarrassing would it be if you popped out to get a latte and the stork missed you for the third time and returned the shipment to the sender. Have you ever seen the waiting lists on those stork delivered babies? It's unbelieveable. So I guess they all have their downsides and maybe the human way of pregnancy is a better path. Well all you women out there may not think so, but at least you don't have to since around incubating an egg, we don't all sound like Micheal Keaton in Multiplicity, and there is no worry about if you left the signature slip on the front door or the counter. So I guess the ALIENS will continue in their places and creep out perspective parents for years to come.
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